so everyone (mostly guys, strangely) has been telling me how great this video is – you all should check it out. it’s the brazil butt lift. i just got it in the mail so look out world, my ass is about to be brazilianized suckers! i can’t understand a word the brazilian workout dude is shouting at me but it’s still hot. i should make a video. hmmm. anyway, it was pretty funny – they want me to send in a before and after picture of my ass so they can put it on their website as a testimonial… nice try, pervs. ok that’s it for now – gotta get my beauty sleep for tomorrow.…
stuff i said
yeah yeah yeah it’s my blog.
i can’t promise everything i post here is going to challenge you intellectually – but it’s all going to be pretty awesome.
but first i’m going to have some wine – this was enough for today.…